This Blessed Sip of Life: They say the funniest things

Today Maycee said to me out of the blue, "Mom, why does Jesus have girl hair?"

My Favorite Kid Quotes

Maycee said to me" Mom, why did Daniel get fired?" After guessing daniel in the lions den, we finally figured out she was asking about Josh McDaniels.
Maycee came up to me and asked me if her shoes were on the right feet. I told her they were. She replied,"Oh good, I am learning my manners."
Today the girls were talking about Halloween. Maycee informed us she would like to be a freckle.
Maycee was walking around in her princess costume, with a sad look on her face. I asked her what was wrong and she said," I can't find my prince,"
At the swimming pool, Abby asked, "Where is the guard-field?" She meant lifeguard.
Britton said, "Mom, am I earning muscles?"
Abby said,"Mom, do Spongebob and Patrick know about Jesus?"
Britton was cracking jokes the other morning, I started laughing and his response was"Thank you, thank you, I will be here all week."
Abby said "Mom, I am just mccited."(excited)
Britton said about his newly colored picture,"Man, that is impressing." (Instead of impressive)
I said,"What should we have for breakfast?" Britton replied,"I know what I want for breakfast. Grill me up some ribs."
Britton said, "mom you and are a lot a like. We look alike, we have the same skin, we have the same allergic."
Abby was wearing a dress the other day and it was pretty cold outside so I asked her if she wanted to wear some tights. She said,"No, I don't want to wear tights, I will just wear my legs."
We were watching cartoons this morning and a commerical came on for some purse and Abby said, "Mom, do you want that purse?" And then Britton said, "No, Abby mom doesn't need that purse. Its only for people who have to dig and dump." I said,"What are you talking about?" Britton said, "You know, dig and dump for their keys."
As he was leaving for work this morning, Blake said to Abby,"Bye Babe" Abby replied,"Dad, I am not babe, I am sweetie."
"Mom I just hear better than most people. I don't know why, I just do. I mean I can hear up to like 55 million miles away. I am just good at hearing." Britton (with a very matter of fact tone)
I said to Abby, "Dad is funny, huh?" and Abby said,"I don't know mom, I can't smell him."
"Kids, don't try this at home." Britton
"Mom, essentially, this is what is going on." Britton
"Mom, am I odd?" Britton
"Mom, did you get my shirt at Target or at the Chiropracter?" Abby

This Blessed Sip of Life

Tuesday, December 14, 2010

They say the funniest things

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